Merry Duhnmas

And lo the angel said unto them
"Again, the Duhn Ku hath provided.
Make merry and rejoice
for unto you is born this day
where ever you may be
an annual time of festivity
and time off from work."

We can make the assumption that this passage of the Duhn Ku was written after the birth of Christ, the Christian Messiah, as it appears by it's outward appearance to be a reformulation of scripture from the Bible. The Duhn Ku Masters have an opinion of their own, of course. The true Messiah is none other than Gary Gray.